w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

crustofjustice:

standard-dingo:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

this is made up and you’re a fucking idiot

without the designated sex day I’m gonna die a virgin

me, leaning out of my window: you there, boy! what day is it today?

a young boy outside my window: today? why it’s Buttfuck Friday of course!