riseofthedruids:

mostbittern:

honest to god dontcha think ppl who are obnoxiously pro kink and pro fetish get kinda tired sometimes? like ppl who are always super enthusiastically saying “whatever gets you off, that’s valid, that’s cool!” i’m not even talking about rly harmful stuff just. like an overly upbeat sex poz sex educator or whatever who every fucking day has to be like “wow! so you’re into fucking office supplies. not for me but right on! whatever rocks your boat babe!” like they just AREN’T ALLOWED to just say ya that’s weird or else they’re totally not being sex poz and they’re yucking the fax machine fuckers yum. how exhausting

the only valid weird fetish is that guy from /v/ who needed to look at floor tile patterns to get wood