waluwadjet:

i don’t know if i’ve ever told you this story but once when i was a small child i went to a petting zoo and i sat down because animals are less intimidated and one chicken came up and was friendly and sat in my lap and let me pet her and was cuddly and then got up and walked away

and there was an egg in my lap

the chicken laid an egg in my lap and walked away like “okay kid you got this”

i just went up to the petting zoo lady like “i found this?” and she was like “oh where did you find it” 

“the chicken laid it. in my lap. what… do i do with it???”

and nothing in her life had prepared her to deal with that moment