bogleech:

bogleech:

You must choose one shitty alternate reality to live in:

• Instead of dinosaurs, people have just unearthed countless fossil skeletons of different giant hands flipping the bird
• people become ghosts when they die and everybody knows it, but all ghosts look, sound and act like peter griffin
• all dogs are just big penises with legs and mouths and nobody acts like that’s weird
• A world in which foot fetish bdsm relationships are so socially acceptable there are multiple episodes of Spongebob on the subject
• Rick and Morty premiered in the late 1980′s, hasn’t ended yet and it’s against the law to say anything negative about it.
• A new Star Wars movie actually comes out every single day and everyone is just as excited as if it’s the first new one in forty years.

So it seems people overwhelmingly prefer the world in which the Land Before Time would have been the touching story of a baby middle finger who lost its mother but found friendship in several other middle fingers, and a pterosaur, because that’s not a dinosaur and wouldn’t be affected by my established rule.