weird things I’ve heard in TF2

bird-bro:

• An in-depth debate about what Jim Carrey movies are the best
• 2 guys arguing about pasta and one of them shouting “Al Dente doesn’t mean tender, you fuck!”
• Asking how many dicks we’d suck for a billion dollars
• admin put it to a vote, top answer was 1,000
• Some guy reading aloud Fifty Shades of Grey
• same guy reading TF2 smut fic
• At least 3 games of Would You Rather
• Half the server was drunk and singing Christmas carols
• Got into a discussion about pie and traded recipes with an old guy