carnival-phantasm:

internet reviewer: hi this is reviewman69 and welcome to my review of- oh no! it’s my evil nemesis, dark reviewman69!!

same internet reviewer but in a costume: yes! it’s me! and i have come to stop you from doing this review!!

internet reviewer: not if i can help it! *pulls out fake prop weapon and does a fight scene in front of a green screen with pop culture references*

internet reviewer: whew, that was a totally necessary 5 minutes of this 20 minute video. anyway, here’s my review of