celticpyro:

yung-starbucks:

has-claws:

hotboyproblems:

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

Deodorant is nasty. What do y’all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

Listen you stinky bitch, I am so sick of this notion that before mass-produced, chemically-created hygiene products people just marinated in their own filth and stank to high heaven.

People had ways of keeping their hair, skin, and teeth clean and just because it didn’t come in a neat little package at a grocery store doesn’t mean it was ineffective. Even in ancient times people would use aromatic herbs or scrape the excess oils off their skin or just rinse off in a stream ANYTHING to ensure they weren’t smelling like a melee player.

So you know what, you stanky hoe? You smelly goblin? You greasy little fiend? Your ancestors didn’t have the benefit of modern-day deodorant and still ensured they didn’t have fermented armpits AND SO SHOULD YOU!