vr4300:

>pay $60 for Fallout 76

>launch game

>download 54GB day one patch

>finally get into game

>no NPCs to interact with

>only lore and story is through long boring audio tapes that can be interrupted but not resumed

>everything is a fetch quest

>constantly disconnected from servers

>constantly encounter hackers

>game encourages me to buy Atoms™ with real money

>drawl through this for 60 hours

>finally get to the end game

>launch nuke

>it explodes

>mushroom cloud

>leave the landscape awash in hellfire

>radioactive ash blocks out the sun

>eventually only a snowy nuclear landscape is left

>black screen

>can’t hear anything

>vision slowly fades in

>….

>“Hey, you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”

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