It has come to my attention that some people have not seen Captain N Alucard in action. Please, understand here: You can’t just see screenshots of Captain N Alucard and get the full, in-depth understanding of how wonderfully absurd he is. You have to watch his scenes, complete with dialogue, voice acting, and sound effects, to truly understand the essence of Captain N Alucard.
Okay I have to bring this back so everyone can remember the first time Alucard was in an animated series.
Arena: You assemble a magic walking stick so you can kill and then save the Emperor.
Daggerfall: A dozen different people get the same giant robot and kill each other with it. Also they don’t.
Morrowind: You kill an undead leader and destroy an old artifact, thus dooming your entire province to be squished by a rock.
Oblivion: You convince a man to break a really valuable gem right before he dies.
Skyrim: You and a bunch of ghosts yell at a big lizard until it dies so you can save the world. Either your country is ruled by racist assholes, or is conquered by racist assholes. You decide.
ES Online: You absorb the soul of one of your friends so you can kill a god who’s evil because he absorbs the souls of people.
hey listen, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever recorded in my entire life as someone who plays video games, it’s unedited and live and you have to see it
well i guess this is it 