nintendo please give us story mode in smash ultimate

vonisv:

Anytime someone in my server brings up the fact that they’re younger than me by a few years, I start feeling my ankles turning to dust

Me, a 23 year old: “I’m 23″

A mutual: “I’m 19″

tumblr 2019 prediction

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

every day, at exactly the same time each day, staff chooses a blog at random and terminates it

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao”

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

leonardodespacito:

te-amo-corazon:

I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG

LMAO

observe.

the-one-true-nugget:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

The fucking op name killed me

http://nukac0la.tumblr.com/post/178189115294/audio_player_iframe/nukac0la/tumblr_nyrluwEr6q1tx1bpd?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnukac0la%2F178189115294%2Ftumblr_nyrluwEr6q1tx1bpd

lanceboyles:

the ultimate compilation

(in the same order as the playlist on Retsupurae’s channel. Mario Kart 64 Pro Tips was excluded from this compilation as it didn’t feature any Clinton jokes)