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i’m looking back at how i was years ago, and i was really awful. i hope i grew out of it.
WTF
THE OFFICIAL RICK AND MORTY TWITTER POSTED A HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD TO DIPPER AND MABEL??
thank you to everyone involved with this for warming my stone cold heart


kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”
It’s worse
This is frightful
If you don’t think this is better than the original then you’re yet to ascend.
The true lesson of Homestuck is that if you want your alien OCs to become popular, provide one (1) suggestively bizarre detail about their reproductive biology and adamantly refuse to elaborate.
oh yeah that’s the same united states senator from iowa that mows his lawn with three lawnmowers tied together
thats exactly that kind of ingenuity i want legislating thats goddamned incredible
They don’t call him “Grassley” for nothing.










