Uncategorized – Page 191 – well i guess this is it

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

matchamori:

dark samus is pretty neat-o

trufflebootybuttercream:

I hate this

giffing-su:

“I’ve wanted to tell you for so long.”

haiku-robot:

daffodyke:

queenwhiskey:

violetvappy:

queenwhiskey:

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

Y’all will lie abt the weirdest shit for them “This is so cursed” notes.

y’all will lie abt

the weirdest shit for them “this

is so cursed” notes

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