Category: Uncategorized
Tumblr accounts right now
>pay $60 for Fallout 76
>launch game
>download 54GB day one patch
>finally get into game
>no NPCs to interact with
>only lore and story is through long boring audio tapes that can be interrupted but not resumed
>everything is a fetch quest
>constantly disconnected from servers
>constantly encounter hackers
>game encourages me to buy Atoms™ with real money
>drawl through this for 60 hours
>finally get to the end game
>launch nuke
>it explodes
>mushroom cloud
>leave the landscape awash in hellfire
>radioactive ash blocks out the sun
>eventually only a snowy nuclear landscape is left
>black screen
>can’t hear anything
>vision slowly fades in
>….
>“Hey, you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”
They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads
what are we gonna do now boss?
Absolute anarchy
it’s off the google play store as well lmao
nobody gets in. nobody gets out
TODD HAS FALLEN ASLEEP, YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO BUY A NON-BETHESDA GAME BEFORE HE AWAKENS, GO GO GO
Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.
POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity
Why the fuck did someone have to make this about gender? How is this mediocre?? Why is it so important to forcefully gloss over someone’s musical hobby? Yeah, some people are invested in their interests – one of my coworkers won’t shut up about her essential oils side hustle but I’m not gonna be an asshole just so I can be proud of myself on Tumblr.com. Jesus Christ, conversations aren’t battlefields.
well i guess this is it 