this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to be a serious drop that was going to give me whiplash, but when it arrived i still wasn’t ready for it
The year is 2021 and Bethesda is bankrupt after the final loss in a series of class action lawsuits. Todd Howard trips on his way down the courthouse steps and cracks his skull open. While in the ambulance, Todd has a Scrooge-esque visit from the ghosts of abandoned game mechanics past and realizes the error of his ways.
Todd comes to in the ambulance. The paramedic says, “Hey you, you’re finally awake.”
well i guess this is it 