zsnes:

toast-potent:

this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to be a serious drop that was going to give me whiplash, but when it arrived i still wasn’t ready for it

absolutely legendary tumblr post hands down

expcake:

expcake:

IF I WANNA WATCH ANIME AND YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU CAN SUCK MY

DICK

people think this is me ranting about people who hate anime but actually i’m quoting a 10 year old video about some dude who tried to watch naruto on youtube or something and got rick rolled instead 

(2:33 is what you want)

punkfather:

punkfather:

Working at hot topic is so fucking surreal

I made this post because today two guys came into the store and one kept purposely referencing Rick and Morty, while the other had never seen the show and the first guy was trying to make it seem like an awful thing that guy 2 had never seen it and was thinking he was superior for knowing a bunch of useless facts about the show. Meanwhile guy 2 looked visibly uncomfortable. While his was happening, some girls were arguing saying “you can’t be a fan of supernatural if you’ve only seen 4 seasons”.

I felt like I was living out a fucking tumblr post and I’m only keeping this job to get a discount on jeans