salsaspot:

amyalexandra-reptiles:

I fed Bart some crickets yesterday and suddenly something in his lizard brain glitched and he sat like this. He sat like a dog.

Error 404: Geck not found.

Booting program file: Dog.

chroniclesofhal:

imonlyadumpling:

babyanimalgifs:

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

Elephants are too pure for this world

I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”

goasthed:

fluffysheeps:

Lizard friends! 🦎✨

lewdrobots:

lewdrobots:

jadenvargen:

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

Classes

turtlessuggest:

vibafleischer:

turtlessuggest:

Fighter: Angonoka Tortoise

Barbarian: Alligator Snapping Turtle

Paladin: Ornate Box Turtle

Thief: Pancake Tortoise

Ranger: Eastern Long-Necked Turtle

Bard: Red Eared Slider

Wizard: Galapagos Tortoise

Sorcerer: Mata Mata

Warlock: Spiny Turtle

Cleric: Smooth Softshell Turtle

Edit: Almost forgot

Monk: Russian Tortoise

Druid: Cagle’s Map Turtle

i’m not even sorry ~~(i had to much free time in my hands)~~

OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST PERFECT THING DO NOT BE SORRY FRIEND THIS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY DAY LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE I CANNOT WISH ENOUGH GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU

PEOPLE LOOK

LOOK AT THE BABIES THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL!

disgustinganimals:

disko-heron:

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

i just don’t get foreign films.