Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.
Um wat
turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names
most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.
Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.
po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs.
tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side.
god remember that cursed tumblr phase where thered b like. personifications of websites constantly. and every personification would be white except for like, youtube or some shit. and tumblr would be a pale white girl with blue hair and a tardis sundress. deviantart was some scene kid, always. inevitably ppl would ship like google x wikipedia who were both white men with some 500 word fic in the comments followed by ship fanart.
this concept was also applied to things like planets and fast food chains and really anything else
remember when ppl shipped tumblr chan with 4chan
thank you for reminding me of these i hate it a lot!!
well i guess this is it 