goolfriend:

coolfreeringtones:

someone: I love reading about serial killers

me: yeah it’s interesting to look at different cases of psychopathy and see how they are almost always rooted in an abusive childhood

someone: no I mean I find them hot

me: 

#is this flirting or threatening?

whyisitsohotuphere:

odric-master-swagtician:

moxperidot:

white-bread-boyfriend:

tilthat:

TIL McDonald’s almost got rid of its golden arches in the 1960’s. The arches were only kept because a psychologist they hired said they had great Freudian importance in the subconscious mind of customers. They represented “mother McDonald’s breasts.”

via reddit.com

this is why we need to dig freud up and kill him again

mctiddies

This post was bad enough, you didn’t need to make it worse

Whats wrong america…. craving my…. mctiddies?

colds:

asexualbenvolio:

crazy-acey-in-spacey:

Aces always ace exams. Not just because we’re ace, also because we’re not distracted by hot people like normal people.

ace after exam: aced it!

allo: how do you know?

ace: what did you spend the test doing?

allo: thinking about sex

ace: and i am?

allo: an ace?

ace: think about it

allo: fuck i bet you did ace it then 

About how much time do u spend in a locker per day do u think

klubbhead:

yourownpetard:

curiooftheheart:

pishposh-habberdash:

lostgirlgwen:

closet-trash:

I…don’t know. I was about to fall asleep when this image appeared in my head. I could see it. Feel it. It had such a demonic aura I couldn’t go back to sleep. THe only way to get rid of this curse is to materialize it. Bring the demons to the material world where I can defeat them through memes. I thought my previous post was the end…I was so wrong…C̸h̴a̵o̵s̶ ̴i̴s̶ ̸j̶u̴s̸t̵ ̵a̴ ̸s̵c̵a̴l̶e̴.̸.̴.̴.                        ..I̸̥͉̯͂͐̂̚t̸͍͇̯̞̲͉̹̐̀̊́͌̚͝͠͠ ̴̗̹̉̓́̽̓̀͒͊͠c̸̨̨͔̩̟̰̗͍̻̻̀̉̽͗a̷̡̛͕̭̘͙̹̍̍̀̆͆́̅͘n̷̛͎̠̣̳̯͉̲̙̭͋́͑̀͛͘ ̵̢̧̗̪̝̫͇̽̾͗̌̅͌ͅo̴̪͓̘̪̼̲̟̟͙͂̀̀̇̈͘͘n̵̍̍͊͌͑̚͠ͅl̴̲̟̻̈́̍́̋͑̊̌̏͑̚y̸̨̢̞͉̰̱͌̅̽͒̔͗̕͘͜ ̶̩̏̿̌ģ̵͓̝̞̻̱͎̮̖̻̇̀̍ȇ̴̻̲̘̳̪̘̗͛͒̓͗̂̕͝t̶̝̟͙͊̎̉̓͆̈̚͝ͅ ̴̔̾̍͐̾͘̕̕͜w̵̹̪͙͕͓͇͍̞̞̫͛̽̈́̋͘͠͝õ̶̱̲̦̩̰͇͕͖͉ŕ̶̪͕̝͈̋̉̿͝s̴̡̜̐̌e̷͎̟̣̋̌̽h̸̪̳̙̟̙̤͆͊ȩ̴̛̛̮̦͚̤̖͈̥̹̼̻̤̓̀̏̆̂͌̄͂̔͗̽̚͝ĺ̴̙̰̲̿̓̄̈͒͒ͅp̸̦̳̻̦̠̺͖͙̹͉̭̝͒͒͊̓͊ͅ ̶̡̡̹̬̙͉̥̤̫̣̎̄̆͘ĥ̴̛̳̎̂̂e̵̞̬̭͚̖̲̦̮̦̦̓̐́̓̽̂̒̀̊͝l̴̝̖̼̪̮̫̯͈͑͑̔̾̈́p̴̧̩͙̩͕̈́̽̈́̃̅ ̴̧̳̜̱͎̖͐͊͛̀͑͑͌̀̀̀̒̓͆͘h̵̡͙̳̯̮̘͈͕͚̠̔͆̓̓̃̾̈e̶̥̊̏̿͗̈́̀̉̂̿̈́̋͠͝l̷̜͔̘̪̤̬̣̘̈́̈̈́̅̍̚͝͠p̶̧̛̩͔͙̲̟̫͍̜̤̬̤̞̝̹͋́́̉̅̐̍͛̎̀̈́̅͝ ̸̙͋̌͌ḥ̶̡͈̺̭̭͚͇͕̯̌̐̑̈̇̾̚͘͝ḛ̸̢̲̥̻̑͐́l̸͍͓̑̀̀͗͌̈̒̚p̵̡̟͚̠͚̮͑̒́͠͝ ̷̢̹̼̮̫̺̝̳̦͇͚̬̓̄̈̇̒́̉́̀̒́̇͜d̵̡͙͈̙͔̱̻̻̦̺͍̓͂s̸̨̢̛̪̼̳̫̭̎͊̔̑̽̑̀͂͠a̷̛̭̰̘̔̔̓̒̉̂̀̈́͆̍̂̈́ḽ̸̻̤͔̤̟͙̘̓̅̔̈́̍̈́̚͘̚̚͜͝k̵̳̩̺̰͚̙̆̋̀̐̊̽̀̿̾d̵̡̨̥͓͓̜̦͍̲̝̥̻̊̅̊n̴̛̞̘̆̿̒̌́̉̕f̵̫̱̔̑̈́̓̓́͜͠ͅa̸͕̺̲͌̍̄̔͋̉̋͒̔͑͂͐͗ͅo̴̡̟͎̝̱̫̣̙̹̤̤̥̙̤̔̉̀̃̇͊̽̀́́̕͠ ̷̟̑̇d̸̳̍̆͆̔̅̓̔̏́͐́̕͜͠͝k̸̢̡̛̥̜̝̯͕̟͕̹̋́̐̑̿̎̈́̏͗̇̊̀̽́s̸̩̘̤̫̺͉̠̘̻̤͊̑o̶͖̰̯̞̺͛ă̸̠̘͎̺̗̰̤̞͆͗4̷̛̛͓̋͑̆̓̓̆̎̎̽̔̄͘͝k̶̡̝̘̗̣̳̊̍̊͒̐̈́̅̑̒̾̿̃͗j̴̩̱͖̲̲̘̝̽̊̊͜d̵̬͆̓̇͊̅̀̔́͐͒̓́́̚͜ ̷̡̲̱͖̫̘̺͓̀̾̓̉́̀̑̑͊̓̊̾ḍ̸̡̪͚̫͍̘̬͈̺͚̟͛̒̅̍͐͝ǩ̸̡̛̼͓̱̘͙̗̙̺̔̎̓̆̎̀̈̈́͛͑̾f̸̨̫̬̻̲̹̦͂͗ͅş̴̢̼̮̬̭̃̇̌̈́̂̓i̷̢̗̤̗̓ę̴̡̧̞͉̰̟̦̦̗̼̘̽͆̑́̓́̊̈́͊͜r̵̢̢̬̘̳̱̭̳̟̲̬̈̉̇͌̎͑́̈́̊̈́̚͠ć̵͉̭̆͜v̴̢̡̛̛̮̝̹̖͔̜̝̒̒̊̅̾̄͋̒͘ ̵̬̜͉̹͓̈́̈́͋̔̿͗̀̒̏̌͐͝d̸̙̖͙͔̲͔͔̩̟̿̈́̓̑͊͛͑̑͛̈́͆͂͊͠ž̷̫͖͉͇͇͙͕̰̜͈̼͜͝ć̵̡̥̤̼̹̜͈͚͙̩̹̓̽f̷̜͍͙͓̞̜̉ç̴̡̡͕̫͚̯̗̙̞̤̦͖͙̌̈́̿̂̀̍̒̆̍͊͒̚͝ě̶̤̯͇̣̼̯͉̟͚͈̂̓ ̸̪̞͚̼̺͕͖͗̅̃͑͌͗̀̈́͗̆̌͊͋̚d̸̳̠̲̬̩͎͈͎̃́̈͜ḳ̶̨̛̛̦̞̟̗̺̞̈́̆̉̄̔͊̅̾̐̉͝͝f̷̢̲̩̣͕̺̭̙̻̎́̎̿͒̄̔̓͘͜͜͝ͅș̷̢͈͙̱̦̣̬͕̬̳̊͊̚͜š̸͈̯͇̋̿͗̎̈̀̈́̌̆̿̔̈́̚͝͠e̴̛͈̼̖̳̫̥̒͊͗͘͜ͅͅç̴̭̲̬̥̖̝̌͐̋̎͒̿̈́͂̈́̈́̈́̓̄̕ą̵̨̢̡͓̤̝̱͔͇̙̮̦̾ͅl̴͕̣̺͚͍̩̹͎̬͖̹̳̪͖͒̃̋́̎̀̏̌̄̕f̶̨̫̙̜̬̥̪͔̩̘͙̻͓̈́̀̃͆̒̐͒̋́́͂̌ ̵̢̛̰̲̠͎͚̲̝͈̩̽͂̐̾͝e̴̜͍̠̼͋̑͒̿́̾̓̚̚͜a̷͖͌͗͌͗̄̉̾̋̊͜͠k̵̨̪̘̻̹̝̪̥͓̘͔̬͕͙͑̈͌̍ͅḑ̴̯̖͙͕̟̰̜̫̙́̇́̈́͌̀̚͝f̷̢̳̓̚͘9̷͉̱̜͍̲̯̺̘̱̻̊̍̽ǫ̸̡̧̯̬̻̗̩̞̥̻̀̊̿͆͊̐̈̑̈͂̔͋͘͘è̴̢̡̫̟͎̻̻͚̭͕̺̋̊͊̓̌̅̈͐́͛́͘ͅk̸̦̪̘͑͂̅̈́̌́͜͝a̵̦̤̰̘̼͇͈̫͚̳͕̔̍̓̈́̃̑̊̅̿͛̍͒͐̔n̷̪̝̮͗̌̀̌̈́̎̽̐̕͝d̸̹̦͍̹͖͙̥̰̋͂̍͜ ̸͕̮̠̎̿́͂̅͋̅̅̾̓c̴̡̢̨̘͙̏͒̃͑́̆͋͛̔͒̏́̕č̵̡̫̹͈̪̳̰̦͎̞͖̜̺̀̆̍̾̆ć̵̡̙̲̲̖̳̥̱͔̳̠̺͇̇̀̃͗̾͗͜ą̴̥̞̟̟̀̿͊͒͐͘͠ͅ ̶͇̙͈͕̥̝̫̼̥͚̗͈̻̻̺̃̑̒͌a̴̡̯̲̰͉̺͎̞̭̲͙͂̅͗̐̂͂̈́̂̃͜ḟ̶͙̹̇̅̿͌̇̕͝͝ṗ̷̜̬̝̖̦͎̟̖̖̰͓̂̑̎̅̇ͅͅs̸̛̈͑͌͜ở̶̳̥̼̜̠͎͍̑͂̐͐̓͝j̴̠̖͂f̵̦͓̍̆̆̌́̾̏͐̔̄͠͝ ̷̡̧̛̥͉̙͎͉̳̝̱͚͕̞̥͓̏̾̊͑͆̂̈́͐͝n̶͙̳̰̠̽g̶͎̫͕̩̭͋̃͗́̿̈́̇̊ͅh̸͕̪̬͙̦̥̣͚͎͎̹͓̝̪̤͒̇̄̿̿͗͒͗̀͘͝f̵̡̨̛̱̞̖̣̰̳̻̌̆̍͌̇͊͊̏̄̒̏̉ư̶͖̦̲͖̲̌͌̋̆̋̓̚͘ ̸̡͓͙̹̬͍̄̀̇͘n̷̛͕̼͒̽̂̃͑̂̚̕͝d̵̟͉͍̃̂̔̂̚̚̚͜͝͝d̸̨̛̞̺̟͚͙͒̽̊͆̀̇̄͝ͅͅk̴̹̟͕̜̝͍̤̖͆̆̓͒̍͗̔̒̀̌̋̕͝į̷̧̨̠͋̉͛͒̈͋̋͗̅͆͌͗̕̚͜͝f̴͇͆̋͋́́̓ ̷̡̖̟͈̮̬̭̜̽̑̔̉̉̏̚͘̕̚͝ͅ ̴̨̡̨̥̟̭̞̜̣͔̞͓̫̝̭͋͆͂̾͛̍̚͠ṇ̶̹̭̣̜̟̗͍͈̝͉͇̥̑̅̆͋̎͒̌̏̇̎̕͜͠͠͝d̵̥̥̳͎̳̮̺̖̖̦̾͆̽͒̃̈̐͂̂̈́̈̚͜͜j̴̺̟̟̪̑͌̌̽̌̄̎͒̈́̕̕̕͝͠f̸̡̧̦̬̝̙̰̜͛̽͑̆́̎̿͗͘͘̚͝u̴̮͉̰̠̠͔̓̓̿̃͊̉͛̀̽̍̅̅̐́͜t̴͔̤̥͚͈͚̪̭͕͉̃̐̎̽̍̇̿͊̈́͌͠ ̴̨̧̛̻̟̳͍͛́̔͗̉̏̊̇͊̚͠͝͝͝č̶̨̧̛̙̤͎̘̻͍͙̘̙̪̳̈́͌̈́̓̾̅̒̆̐̏̕ ̵̢͈̠͎͇͍̰͍̳̽̄̓̀́̾̊̌͂͛̈͒͜m̸̢̤̝̭̲͉̝̯̂́͌̄͒̆̇͗̓̀̾̄̚͜͝n̵̢̖̲͇̺̹̗͍̦͍̟̦͇̍̌̊̐̀͜d̵̡͈̙̦̥̘͎͕͊́̈́́̾͝ͅf̵̧̥̣͖͎͔͋͋̈́̕ü̷̻̗̜͌̇̇͛̈́ơ̶̛̓̉͆̇͊̈́̋͂̉͗͜ ̵̡̧̹̝̰͑̇͆̍͊͛͋͋s̸̢̨̰̹̠̞͔̰͎͇͆̀̅̍ç̷̛͎̭͉͍̹͍̲̯̼̌̒̀͒̓̒̄́̏̾̾́̚ä̵̡̼̬̥̘̼̰̼̟̺̜̩̬͙̦m̴͚̹̠̮̠͖͇͙͕͈̤̆͆̚v̸̨̞̳̥̳̥̪̠͒̆̈́͆̑̌̅ͅ ̶̡̨̹͍͔̱͕̤̦̮̘̲̏̒̋̄͋̂͗̅̕ ̵̻͖̩̱͇̃̍͋͌̈́Ḧ̶̝̽̈́̋͜ ̵̛͖͇͔̜̯̪̳͕̓̑́͗̽̀̋̄̇̎͛͊͆̐͜E̷̫̾̅ ̷̢͔̼̖̜̠̖̲̯̹̾L̶̛̰̺̬͇̜̗̣̯̱͈̪̟̹̬̔̑͐̋͊ ̴̡̯̝̜͛̃̀̓́̕͝Ṗ̶̺̠̼͕̱̘͋̎̈́̽͌͜͠ ̴̢̛͕̤̤̮͕̹̋̈̉̉̐̊̈̎͠ͅH̸̢̧̳͉͈͎̖̬̮͚͍̫͇͙̽ ̷̢̧̛̺̩̭̘̣̌͌̀͌̌́̅̽͠Ȅ̴̡̤̱̝̹́̍̅͂͌̍̈̽͂̈́ ̶̧̡̛̰̰̳͉̯̜̳̬̼̘͔̗̪̓̏͂͂̎̽̊͑̋̉̚̚L̶̨͉̖͕̗̈́̇͆̊͗̓̀͆̒͋̒͂̚̚̕ ̸̗͓̅̓̅̈́̀̔̔͝P̷̧̡̮̯̙̭̞̺̘̘͉̑ ̷̨̺̭̖̳̻̘̙̦̰̝̓̾̃H̸̢̊͑̉ ̴͚̍̐̊̒̂̽͂̐̃͝ ̶̝̊̀̈̈́̉͊̑̃ͅ ̴̧̢̺̜̗͚̬̹͉̖̗̩̋̑̿́̀́̉̔͊̃͑͐Ę̷̨̧̞̻͙̖̼̼̦̼̖̙͈̾́͐̆͠ ̵͓͖̲̳͓͙̱͉̙͖̮̰͖͇̂ ̷̛͉̦͚̫̩͔̱̥̃͒̔͋̏̈́̕͜ ̸̢̧̧̛̥̞̻̣͚͖̭̜̣͗̒̋́L̴̢̮͙̺̯̳̠̩̝̪͐͑͆͆͑̕ ̶͇̼̫͇̦̗̺̔͛͑̈́͑̓̓́̽̔́̄͝͝ ̶̡̢͚̘̼̮̯̠̜͔̮̪̪̯̓͆̾̆͒P̷̨̢̙̫̹̭̣̩͖͚̜͚̬͛̈́̾̀̓̒̐͊̉̇̚͜ ̸̛̺̫̣̼̙̞̖͈͉̳̊Ḩ̷̢͇͕̪̬̱̻̊É̶̫̿̌̉́̕L̸̢̖̺̙̖͖̝͉̥̙̰̭͋̈̃Ļ̸̨̖̬̮̪̭͔̠̫̉̋̔̈́́̿̕̕͝ ̶̨̡̪̦̲̰̗̳̬̬̹̠̩͖͖̔̏͆I̴̡̳͔̤̰̰̖̮̳͈͙̾͑͌́͒͋͐̋̅͘͠S̷̡̖̗̪̝̥̖̠͍̫̜͇̍͂̍͝ ̸̨̪̱̜̖̱͖̻̭̤̃͛̓͌͐́̽̈̓̒͊̆̀̃͜R̷̞̗̠͉͓͖͔͓̞̈̄̄͒̃̐̚E̸̮͍͇̯̰͕̣̳̰̝̮̫͖̋̐Ạ̷̧̧̳̙̙̦͇͙͙̗̩͈͇́̆̌͘͜͠L̸̯͔̂̇̎̀̐͠ ̵̫͖͍̫̲̀̄͐͋͆̇̈́̉͘ͅH̵̹̤̣̫̍̂͌̓̈́͌̓̔͠Ȩ̵̫̠̱͐͋̎̈́́͘͝͝͠͝L̴̡̢̛̬̯̹̪͕̜̥̻̞͈͉̞̓̂̿̂̉͗̿͛̈́̾L̵̖̠͇̼̻̩̜̞̲͌͑̎͗ ̵̨̜̮̳̰̻̞̙͍̻̥̂͑̂͑̄́̄̓̌͝ͅĮ̵̨̖̖͉͈͚̙̮͕͙̫̟̄͊̑̌͛́̓̔̾̂̿͘͝͠͝S̸̢͍͉̩͖͉͕͆́̋ ̷̨̛͎̣̣̰̻̮̲̙͇̜͚̤̘̇́̈́́̄̕͘R̵̖̬̦̹̫͕͇̾̅́͊̏͑̎̒̇̔͊ͅE̷̳̖̥̟̜̺̭͉̓̏͑̈́̅̈͑͑̈́̈́ͅA̵̱̯̽̄̂̄̈̓̆̔̿̾̀͘L̴̩̩͉̀̈́ ̶̧̠̺̅̅̇̓̏H̴̟͓͉̻͚̗͑̾́͊̉̐́̿̀̄̿E̶̢̛̹͓̘̤̠̦͚͔͕̗̪̹͉̍͂̈́̄͂̒̉̈̈́͠͝͝L̶̳͚̾̓̀̾͌̿͘L̷̻̩̞̮̹͉̲͍̻͚͉̯̪͔̘̄̋̿̉̕͝ ̵̪̯̮̜͕̗̞̤͒̓͑̿̿͒̍͋I̶̧̼̳͉̹͑̈́͗̏̐̽̀́̐̃̕S̶̡̧̡̮͖̤͎͖̖̪̓̐́̀̀ ̶̟̱̯̟́̍R̶̩̝͈͓̉̌̒̒̽̆͑́Ę̵̛̖̰͇̤̩͔̞̣̬͚̽̌̈́̿̔̋̒̅̚͜͜͝Ā̵͖̺̽̑Ḻ̸̳̝͉̞̳̀͋͊̆̽͒

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THIS IS A RAW MEME

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