pornusual:

onnanoko-sekai:

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

*Popular post exists*

Gay pornbots:

hephs-thighs:

chancethereaper:

bisexual-nightwing:

chancethereaper:

chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

smurflewis:

blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

And my personal favorite

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

This is back and I will never not reblog

sourapplesoda:

sourapplesoda:

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

imgayjokes:

but I’m gay spich spimpoff version mall call of ALL OR NOWTINQ                                       c alled I’m gay: THE SHOW:

I’m bunch of lesbians/gay/o/roomoates show up and teach you  say I’m gay, show up and teach you say I’m gay, show up and teach you say I’m gay, pear care, and the asexual is super outgoaing.

ths AWESOME show isnt happening, but i am still gay need you help. we are im gay% funded and we have only 48 seconds left to raise $i am gay. 🌈

CLICK HERE TO IM GAY

mtndewbajablast:

me in a barren post-apocalyptic future, enjoying the canned dinner i foraged from the ruins of my local safeway

hugerez:

mcsquigly:

hugerez:

she’s been spotted

Who?

snakegay:

snakegay:

kin memory confession blogs are always so wild and fun to look thru. some of them are fairly normal but some get Really fucking weird. nsfw kinfession blogs are even wilder 

always remembr