sanctferum:

wereralph:

zangief:

zangief:

‪My grandma trying to be my friend and sent me a text saying “you going to comic con? The guy from games is going to be there.”‬

I can’t believe you get to meet John Videogames

bunjywunjy:

feanor-the-dragon:

cuddly-coati:

dimetrodone:

sunflowerrgay:

dimetrodone:

“If I give this thing a human face it will make it less scary right???”

Beakface McGee

The Siphon is the mouth but only in Japan

Drawn by looking at an actual octopus

Drawn by looking at an actual octopus and then telling it to go fuck themself

u forgot one

I didn’t count him cause all other forms are valid in some way as attempts while this creature is just disgusting

@that-damn-owl

If I had to suffer through this, then so are you, @bunjywunjy

why would you inflict this Buff Octopus Furry on me like this

sympolite:

iamoutofideas:

lmaonade:

imagine having a discourse blog

imagine having a blog

imagine having… for i have naught a penny to me name

mythical-bxtch:

elasticitymudflap:

27teacups:

roundandtalented:

okboy:

you ever see someones posts and can tell they send anon hate

that, and 

tracked down that post because i had to know what would so clearly give off that specific vibe and and the referent comment is… exactly what you’d write given the above comment as a Jeopardy question

lotuspaste:

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

deweyduckfuckedmywife:

theweegeemeister:

When ‘we built this city’ comes on the radio on a family car trip and you know everyone else in the car is just enjoying the song but your stuck in shittily drawn ms paint cow purgatory

When you like funny cow video

jakemorph:

genghis-khanye:

graatrunk:

sosyebabe:

What you got made fun of in school for?

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

nutslayer is a powerful title

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer