“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
You must choose one shitty alternate reality to live in:
Instead of dinosaurs, people have just unearthed countless fossil skeletons of different giant hands flipping the bird
people become ghosts when they die and everybody knows it, but all ghosts look, sound and act like peter griffin
all dogs are just big penises with legs and mouths and nobody acts like that’s weird
A world in which foot fetish bdsm relationships are so socially acceptable there are multiple episodes of Spongebob on the subject
Rick and Morty premiered in the late 1980′s, hasn’t ended yet and it’s against the law to say anything negative about it.
A new Star Wars movie actually comes out every single day and everyone is just as excited as if it’s the first new one in forty years.
So it seems people overwhelmingly prefer the world in which the Land Before Time would have been the touching story of a baby middle finger who lost its mother but found friendship in several other middle fingers, and a pterosaur, because that’s not a dinosaur and wouldn’t be affected by my established rule.
well i guess this is it 