thigh-high-senpai:

6qubed:

thigh-high-senpai:

thigh-high-senpai:

Has boobs bigger than her head

and the award for most predictable responses goes to:

if you do not learn a baseline level of massage to help relieve your big titty gf’s back pain then you don’t deserve a big titty gf

this guy right here fuckin gets it

siryouarebeingmocked:

portmanteau-bot:

brookishwater:

reverse portmanteau robot

takes a random word and separates it into two separate words

for example

me:

bartman

reverse portmanteau robot:

bitch fartman

bartman.

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This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. ^{Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1}

Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

porko-rosso:

porko-rosso:

I read somewhere that men have similar hormonal ups and downs to women on their period and I 100% believe that because one time I saw a cat and cried.

In my defense he was really soft looking

just-shower-thoughts:

You never realise how unoriginal you are, until you have to pick a username.