opticbread:

Tumblr user bpd-johnlock, pictured above, has recently expressed concern over the fact that some people who watch anime also watch series’ where some characters have large, visible breasts.

“I just think it’s really gross that people watch that,“ bpd-johnlock stated to our reporter, “those sorts of shows are just so problematic. I’ve watched 3 whole hours of JJBA:Stardust Crusaders, and that show just has so many positive LGBT messages (In reference to her 30+ hours of searching up fanart and fan-fiction of the series).“

Ms. Johnlock, who is known for having multiple different versions of the Miyazaki “Anime was a mistake“ image and posts it whenever she can while not even knowing that the quote is fake, also revealed to our reporter that she only supports anime that she feels helps contribute to feminism in Japan. She noted this support does not come in the form of buying Bluray sets, figures, OSTs, or other merchandise, but in renewing her Crunchyroll subscription.

“I’m sure things will change for the better,“ bpd-johnlock noted, “I don’t know why Japan has ignored such a powerful buying force like America for so long.“

shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru:

mall-goths:

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

wellmanicuredman:

lotterywinnersonacid:

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

beefnap:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

forest-of-books:

ayellowbirds:

monstersdownthepath:

vonbaghager:

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

I got asked for clarification on this (but can’t reblog that particular post cuz on mobile), which I’m more than happy to provide.

In this post, a faerie is asking for ‘your’ name. The way he is wording it, however, and the accompanying beckoning motion, makes it seem as though he is asking for you to physically hand your name over. Which, because of how some faeries operate, he is.

In this instance, saying your name aloud to the fae would be literally giving your name over to him, the exact consequences of which are left up to the imagination–usually, a fae even knowing your name gives it some measure of power over you, but giving something your name would likely let it completely take over your life.

In this instance, the wording you want to use is something like “I will not give you my name, but I will tell you that it’s [name].” Alternately, you can just lie to him.

Might i suggest the less direct yet still name-preserving “you may call me…”? It dodges the request while still giving an answer of a name, which does not even have to be yours, but any name you feel like telling the fae they can use to refer to you. I would recommend “Ainsel”.

Glad Tumblr is still dispensing useful real-life tips

notchicken:

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

sneakyfeets:

paternalpadfoot:

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home