hellacarlos:

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

aei-sb:

polararts:

senpatriarch:

draconian-rex:

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

Yeah, okay.

sure, I’ll take it

C A N W E N O T

dykelink:

some guy: dude you dont have any friends lol

the genius about to make up aplatonic: oh you dont know?

sn0wbro:

afronick:

sn0wbro:

remembering what i was like in the past

using those memories to shape yourself into a better person

extreme makeover: home edition

girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

donkamatic:

donkamatic:

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

john mulaney dies in infinity war

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pandora15:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

thikc

you know what, I’ll take it

thottavius-rex:

areyoufilmingthis:

this is my favorite review of home alone

humanwavetactics:

humanwavetactics:

i dont think the tumblr unfollowing glitch is real

mutual: what the fuck dude whyd you unfollow me?

guy whose about to invent the tumblr unfollow bug: oh? you havent heard?