me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please 🙂
cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?
me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò
comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet 😦
me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!
cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you
me: not if i kill myself first
cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die
Tag: best
me: hey do you guys have any advice for this rhythm game?
someone whos played rhythm games their whole life: yeah you basically just open your third eye and ascend to the rhythm realm
me: ok cool thanks i’ll work on that
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL
nice.
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.
when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye
ive seen a lot of unintentionally VERY funny interpretations of Cain & Abel but portraying them as a couple of mid-1950s schoolyard boys having a “WHY I OUGHTA” fight is realy just splendid
so this happened today
Love it when someone has no conversational skills whatsoever so they just make every conversation about memes, kinks, or some cartoon they care too much about.
you can say “furries” it’s ok
Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle
when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand
There are so many better possible uses of this image
then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?
well i guess this is it 