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lierdumoa:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

danielkanhai:

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

Primal is sneaking out to your kitchen in the dead if night as your head swivels around checking for danger while stuff snack into your arms and standing stone still in the shadows whenever you hear something

exhibit a: predator instinct

exhibit b: prey instinct

celticpyro:

shadio:

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

leptys:

leptys:

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

babyjaysus:

this is so fucking funny omg

phisobi:

smeasel:

targuzzler:

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

thebibliosphere:

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

kylesquips:

kylesquips:

DnD inspiration

Merchant shops but they all look like the wizard gift shops in florida

powerbottomlup:

shitgunner:

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

halflifegifs:

henstomper:

henstomper:

henstomper:

the only good way to listen to music is as a .wav file in a secret room of a custom map for a goldsrc mod

there is no way to emulate the experience of listening to the picard song at a really low bitrate with stock hl1 footstep sounds and crowbar clanging in the background from the 5 other people youre trapped in a room plastered with images of the mod author’s agressively straight wolf fursona with

the only way to know is to be there

My first attempt at a gold source map was a hallway with a series of buttons that played different songs from the shrek 2 soundtrack and if you pressed multiple buttons the songs would play over each other

So i know exactly what you mean