roddaprime:

So i need a new bed, so I’m looking up alternatives

and im like

Okay a bit weird but still nice

lol #random

Whos bed is this??? Gumbys????

your going to fucking die when that rolls away

WHDAJDNAJKDBWHFLSJFHDJKDKfLSafjSLANSAND

WHY DOES THIS ONE HAVE A DUNGEON

GRapes? Grapes.

Are u secretly a clownfish?

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

loose tops are so good

CAN YALL STOP BEING GAY FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES IM TALKING ABOUT SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!

grenzaa:

huntrad:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1978, scientists discovered a family of six that had been living cut off from all civilization deep in the Siberian wilderness for 40 years. They had no knowledge of cellophane, television, the Moon Landing, or World War II.

via reddit.com

wow cellophane??

superkamigodespurrdragonofmars:

Nothing tops @dril’s “face god and walk backwards into hell” in terms of iconic phrases with absurd sources, but @clickholeofficial recently gave us “don’t squander this opportunity! God may have closed a door, but what that stupid motherfucker hasn’t realized is that he left a window open for you to wriggle right through!” And damn if that isn’t the most motivational thing I’ve read all week.

demareth:

kitsurou:

kitsurou:

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be
weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on
the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie
mercury,”

its 2am

why

Friendship

disney-official:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.

That’s because it is fucker.

nichaelforyou:

what is the truth barbara

instagramofficial:

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

ghc:

papasmoke:

gorps:

OP is an SCP but [DATA EXPUNGED] I guess

OP was mutuals with [REDACTED]

OP ████ but █████ i guess!!

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

georgemoneyman:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4"
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

i’m 5′8 and i smoke weed