dies-first:

juliuscaesarofficial:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

Hell yeah

war-lesbian:

beachgothgay:

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

zampl:

wabutan:

66point6:

Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid? 

When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE
BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY
CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE
SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART
*incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end

sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls

sweet release

YOU PONY HATING FUCKS CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME NOW. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CONFESSION OUT OF ME. NOW GO.

you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever

bongboops:

ladyjolder:

voidbat:

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

Demon to my now exposed leg:

wuqs:

lesserjoke:

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

lindor:

lindor:

fandoms we are now oppressing: hamilton, south park, yuri on ice, any heathen who ships kpop idols

previously oppressed fandoms we are now supporting because life is already hard enough for them: naruto

we shud be nice to naruto fans because theyve been oppressed by the actual guy who wrote naruto himself

aw-dag:

ceasarslegion:

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

karhs:

megapope:

memecucker:

shonen:

Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory

they shot each other through a time portal

they both shot each other but biggie was standing really far away from tupac so the bullet hit him later

they shot each other at the same time but biggie died really slowly

tropius:

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

banshees:

baswett:

This shit is too dope

Dont watch lord of the rings high off your tits. This shit will blow your mind away. God look at those little guys go

is there a way to queue a post directly into your mind because i want to remember this post at least once every hour for the rest of my life