You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”
“Surrounded by friends”
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you drop this golden 14,000 dollar pendant on the floor and a whip crack sound effect goes off when it shatters
we are always talking about the fbi man watching us through our webcam but what about the fbi woman? #feminism
the fbi woman spying on us:
wizard spells used for getting freaky
once you’re done getting freaky
The most powerful spell tho
biology test question: the epidermis is also known as ____?
the twitch chat in my brain helping me cheat:
swords? sexy
okay its at 69 notes nobody interact
FUCK
I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold
(comedian is Alex Edelman)
give me a primer on judging people based on their icons
Threat Level WOLF: smug anime girls, lance from voltron, magical girls, overwatch, gravity falls
Threat Level TIGER: undertale (general), that one silver haired dude from dangan ronpa, anything related to superwholock, reaction images
Threat Level DRAGON: anime girls in MAGA hats, steven universe (general), homestuck, MLP, dog filter
Threat Level DEMON: any kekistan/pepe shit, underfell, any of the blue gems
Threat Level GOD: koops from paper mario
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turns people into cowboys or samurais depending on which place you’re in
That explains why cowboy movies and samurai movies are so similar.
Cowboys are Alolan form Samurai


















