Authentic Duke Bust, Certificate of Authenticity, Art Book, Postcards, Sticker, Foldable Paper Craft, Poker Chips, Comic book where Duke convinces Hitler to kill himself, Mini Playing Cards, Emblem Dice, and of course, a disc of the game.
Fallout 76 Power Armor Edition:
cheap plastic helmet with a voice modifier that would have sounded bad in the 90s, nylon bag, not much better than a plastic one, steelbook to hold the disc that doesnt exist, download code for the game, map of west virginia, a bag with some plastic dollar army men
Price of Duke Nukem Forever: Balls of Steel Edition:
i still want a duke nukem game where he’s the same character but like, the world is actually interesting and deep and the humor comes from the clash between the universe and him
antagonist: *explains his nuanced motivations in a way that makes you almost empathize with his position. truly, this world is not black and white and merely shades of gray-*
Duke Nukem: BLOW IT OUT YER ASS *kicks him in the balls hard enough to kill him*
well i guess this is it 