i fucking love how they’re attributed to ‘joshua graham’ as if that’s some sort of motivational speaker or beleaguered actor and not a dude in a video game shuffling guns around ad infinitum
Reminder that Fallout New Vegas also featured a character with the poetic name “Rose of Sharon Cassidy”, who said:
“Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”
and the best part was that the fire “around” him was real fire, not a metaphorical fire.
he was quite literally set on fire and pushed off of a cliff.
well i guess this is it 