qwp:

lone wanderer: [Speech, 100%] hey uh eden i know you’ve spent 200+ years building up this empire for yourself but you’re wrong and you suck. also you should totally fucking destroy the enclave

eden: [SUCCEEDED] oh fuck yeah you’re totally right lol

wheatley-blogs:

tbh the most iconic new vegas characters are the ones that come out of nowhere and-

You’ve done a good turn for the NCR and now we’d like to do one for you. Here’s an NCR emergency two-way radio. You call, and we’ll come running. You’re not alone out here, the NCR has your back. Stay safe and good hunting.