relatable-pictures-of-vault-boy:

fallout 76 experiences you WILL have:

• sudden framerate drops that make you stop everything to make sure your bases are still ok
• a dude leads you around and is generally helpful but then one of you will get shot and killed and you wont find him again
• someone runs through your base with a giant sloth behind them and now you’re in the fight but all you wanted was to play minecraft: fallout mmo edition
• you go to the main hub and theres a weird sex rp going on and they’ll fucking kill you if you say a n y t h i n g
• some rando will build his base right next to yours
• if you think hes friendly and try to visit him he’ll nuke you
• someone will call you every racial and homophobic slur because you dared to say power armor isnt that great
• todd instantly permabans you if you mention new vegas

eemamminy:

azzandra:

I know they promised that Nuka World is going to allow people to have evil Sole Survivors, which is something players complained you couldn’t really do in the base game, but honestly, I play such a goody two-shoes all the time, that if my Sole Survivor suddenly got a raider gang of her own, she’d just spend the whole time rehabilitating them through community service.

Like, the Commonwealth would be full of these dodgy characters with names like ‘Shiv’ or ‘Murder-Eyes’ or ‘Goes-For-The-Jugular Bob’ or whatever, who dress suspiciously much like raiders, but instead they’re just helping get kittens down from trees and knitting socks for orphans and helping your dear old grandma set up the turrets around the settlement without expecting anything in return, and you would have no clue why they’re doing this except they show you this sash with all these badges being like ‘yo, this is so cool, I finally earned my ‘Better Turrets for a Better Tomorrow’ badge, I’m gonna sew it on tonight’ which explains zip all but you’re really proud of Goes-For-The-Jugular Bob, he has been earning a lot of badges lately.