Tag: fav

momfricker:

daisenseiben:

gurrenbuster:

Bethesda dropped the fattest stink bomb the gaming industry has seen in a decade

Blizzard put two shots in the back of Diablo’s head

Sony not doing E3, necking Japanese devs

Microsoft hasn’t been relevant in gaming since the XBone’s subpar release

Meanwhile Nintendo is fucking drowning in Switch success because they actually know how to, y’know, make video games.

Who knew Nintendos strategy of ‘Just, like, make game’ would be the winner?

xphilosoraptorx:

armchair-factotum:

darkvioletcloud:

amandabel1man:

regularlesbian:

toastpotent:

pukicho:

mymindsecho:

lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising:

im-a-tnuc:

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers”

Should we tell them?

celticpyro:

yung-starbucks:

has-claws:

hotboyproblems:

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

Deodorant is nasty. What do y’all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

Listen you stinky bitch, I am so sick of this notion that before mass-produced, chemically-created hygiene products people just marinated in their own filth and stank to high heaven.

People had ways of keeping their hair, skin, and teeth clean and just because it didn’t come in a neat little package at a grocery store doesn’t mean it was ineffective. Even in ancient times people would use aromatic herbs or scrape the excess oils off their skin or just rinse off in a stream ANYTHING to ensure they weren’t smelling like a melee player.

So you know what, you stanky hoe? You smelly goblin? You greasy little fiend? Your ancestors didn’t have the benefit of modern-day deodorant and still ensured they didn’t have fermented armpits AND SO SHOULD YOU!