full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
Tag: fics
Every Time
ao3: they were trapped in a blizzard, a single vacancy at the motel with only one bed. What will happen between them?
me: *clicking on the fic* omg what will happen between them?!
The mythical oil bottle that magically appears in every fanfiction when is needed, even if you are lost in a forest or imprisoned in a dungeon
well i guess this is it 