trilllizard666:

New Vegas dialogue: 

  • Yes
  • No
  • [Attack] Kiss my ass.
  • [Black Widow/Lady Killer/Confirmed Bachelor/Cherchez La Femme] Come on, we can work something out…
  • [Terrifying Presence] I’ll fuck you in the ass until you die with a knife, you punk ass white boy. You bitch. You ho. You can’t fuck with me. I’ll eat your heart and your children.
  • <Lie> I have no idea, sorry
  • [Barter 40] Sorry, my memory’s a bit fuzzy. Maybe some caps would jog it… 
  • [Speech 70] Could you please tell me? I’m his cousin and I’m worried about him
  • [Intelligence 6] Wait, your story doesn’t add up…
  • [Perception 9] Cut the shit, I know you’re trying to run game on me. Just tell me what you want.

Fallout 4 dialogue:

  1. Yes
  2. Yes, but “funny”/sarcastic
  3. No
  4. No but far more caustic than 9/10 players would’ve possibly even feasibly intended and is 96% the reason why people get that “show the whole line of dialogue before it’s said” mod

Fallout 76 dialogue:

  • Racial slurs screamed through a microphone that comes packaged with Xbox controllers by people whose voices are constantly cracking
  • Bad McElroy impersonations
  • Blaring rap music
  • Someone’s dog barking
  • Spanish speaking people loudly arguing
  • Someone clearly streaming at the same time
  • Someone micspamming OPPA GANDAM STYLE, LOUD NIGRA, Dame Tu Cosita, Butcher Pete, Asian Man Screams At Yellow Paint, Death Grips or some combination of

eemamminy:

azzandra:

I know they promised that Nuka World is going to allow people to have evil Sole Survivors, which is something players complained you couldn’t really do in the base game, but honestly, I play such a goody two-shoes all the time, that if my Sole Survivor suddenly got a raider gang of her own, she’d just spend the whole time rehabilitating them through community service.

Like, the Commonwealth would be full of these dodgy characters with names like ‘Shiv’ or ‘Murder-Eyes’ or ‘Goes-For-The-Jugular Bob’ or whatever, who dress suspiciously much like raiders, but instead they’re just helping get kittens down from trees and knitting socks for orphans and helping your dear old grandma set up the turrets around the settlement without expecting anything in return, and you would have no clue why they’re doing this except they show you this sash with all these badges being like ‘yo, this is so cool, I finally earned my ‘Better Turrets for a Better Tomorrow’ badge, I’m gonna sew it on tonight’ which explains zip all but you’re really proud of Goes-For-The-Jugular Bob, he has been earning a lot of badges lately.