pen-ray: wallace-and-gromit: berrybasher: if you weren’t on tumblr in 2012-2015 you’ll never understand the true and primal fear of scrolling through an interesting post and then suddenly seeing Your Honor, the witness is a little bitch and a coward. I rest my case. I miss these, they were fucking great
justintaco: justintaco: I really hate those stupids posts that are like: “What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???” You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
illegaluturn: thecybersmith: illegaluturn: people who wear cat ears in public are braver than any u.s. marine What if a US Marine wore cat ears into battle? oh hey human pet guy how’s it goin