No more Harry Potter posts needed, folks! We’re all full! Absolutely zero vacancies on Harry Potter content. You might be wondering, “Wait, but did anyone compare the Supreme Court Justices to the members of the Marauders?” Yep. I’m telling you, we don’t need even a single additional post. I encourage you to read literally any other book, now.
Draco Malfoy wrote this post
draco mouthful didn’t write shit this is real fuckin life
literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
I always wondered why more students didn’t try to invent more spells by smashing together Latin words and waving their wands around. Just hordes of teenage boys shouting “MAGNECOLES!” in the dormitories every night.
the spell is in the intent, not the words themselves. the words are just tools to help you focus on what it is you want to accomplish.
well i guess this is it 