Tag: holy shit

porko-rosso:

bonelesstrizza:

maplecup:

I feel so sorry for kids on tumblr involved in discourse today, like when i was 13 I used to spend my time on the internet having fun idk like watching anime and playing dress up games and doing whatever the fuck i used to enjoy.

I definitely did not waste my time hating on things I didn’t like.

The wrong person deactivated.

a-mbers:

ruby-orca-616:

genderspatial:

nyapping:

nyapping:

why doesn’t anyone talk about that yoshi song that sounds like they’re just chanting “eat asshole” 

Not as good as Vagina Pineapple. 

I’m crying

im f cKIN G SCREamIN G OMg

Tumblr Code.

cursiveriddles:

squided:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

this is from 3000 BV (before vine)

Hawaii missile alert: How one employee ‘pushed the wrong button’ and caused a wave of panic

catbountry:

pennsylvanian-patriot:

association-of-free-people:

afloweroutofstone:

disexplications:

disexplications:

Around 8:05 a.m., the Hawaii emergency employee initiated the internal test, according to a timeline released by the state. From a drop-down menu on a computer program, he saw two options: “Test missile alert” and “Missile alert.” He was supposed to choose the former; as much of the world now knows, he chose the latter, an initiation of a real-life missile alert.

“In this case, the operator selected the wrong menu option,” HEMA spokesman Richard Rapoza told The Washington Post on Sunday.

So if your hand slips, you send a warning of impending death to over a million people.

This is what the screen actually looks like:

The operator was supposed to click “DRILL – PACOM (CDW) –  STATE ONLY” and instead clicked “PACOM (CDW) –  STATE ONLY”.

No way

Why should you trust the government again? They’re spending billions and running something like MSDOS with a 1987 interface to generate ballistic missile warnings.

Don’t forget this

Whoopsie.

Hawaii missile alert: How one employee ‘pushed the wrong button’ and caused a wave of panic

madz-the-3rd:

liger-zero-schneider:

pancakeke:

dreshdae:

asuraonraptors:

liger-zero-schneider:

please do not actually eat detergent pods

i know funny meme haha but listen: pods are not normal soap. the detergent is so concentrated that it is highly caustic.

some (but not all) things that can happen when you bite a tide pod:

  1. skin, eye, mouth, throat, gastrointestinal chemical burns
  2. intense vomiting
  3. burns inside the lungs
  4. pulmonary edema (bleeding in the lungs)
  5. chemical pneumonia
  6. respiratory failure
  7. actual literal death

please do not put yourself in the hospital for a meme.

Yeesh I hope no one is actually eating these!

fwedndly weminder!!!!!!!!!!! (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

more than half of the packaging tells you not to eat them. is this really necessary.

it takes you zero money and zero time to not look like an elitist douchewaffle over someone who just wants to make sure people are aware of a potential danger so are you sure your post was really necessary?

ARE YALL ACTUALLY OUT THERE EATING FUCKING DETERGENT PODS

midtown120blues:

everythingkin:

people saying “me” really bugs me bc it’s like. appropriation of kin culture. I really don’t know how to explain it but saying you are someone without iding as them is really disrespectful to people who get bullied and targeted for being kin. you don’t have to go through the struggles of being kin but you get to make a joke about it. it’s not your fucking joke to make.

It’s so cool how this is the website I voluntarily use every single day of my life as my primary social media