“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.
Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
STEAM, Sony, and Microsoft Sales: Get these 15 AAA titles for $3 and all the DLC for 50¢.
Nintendo Sale: This four year old Mario Party game is $55.99 (plus shipping) instead of $59.99 now. You also get this $10 3DS theme for FREE if you spend $250 or more.
sony, microsoft: yeah dont pirate or hack our games we’ll probably ban you from cod or something
nintendo:[clutching podium, sweating, crying with rage] if you acknowledge that emulation or project m exist we will put you inside mr. fils-aimé’s mouth and he will swallow you
CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*
Apparently gravity only works when you look down *ding*
nothing fills me with dyke rage more than an ugly man dating a beautiful woman i know that’s shallow but it’s just how i am. i also just get mad about men dating women in general because none of them are deserving
Same. Few males deserve to be near a woman let alone wreck her life and body.
Some women don’t like pussy, Janice.
Poor them, its like when people say they hate fish, there more then shitty mudfish from the lake near your hometown, but cause you had one bad catfish fritter now youll never know abou roe or sushi or any of the millions of fish that you could like.
sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really.
One of the most mesmerizing things about online communities, is when spending enough time with like-minded people, the facts and consequences of reality begin to melt away.
Suddenly, rabies isn’t as dangerous as everyone says, the earth is flat, the moon landing was faked, and Steven Universe kin drama is a legitimate threat.
that’s a good way of putting it. while thinking abt making this post i kept thinking “i’m afraid this is gonna end up like the tide pod thing” but didn’t know how to articulate it so thank you for that
I mean usually I’d say people need to go outside, but I fear if they’re rabies fetishists that’s the exactly what they want
I need to emphasize: Rabies does not have an “almost” 100% fatality rate. Rabies has a 100% fatality rate, period. Ebola has a fatality rate of about 50%. There are six people in recorded history who have ever contracted rabies and survived. Six. Six human beings. Ever.
The fatality rate of attempted suicide with a firearm is 82.5%.
All six of those people were complete flukes. They’re outliers. We haven’t been able to figure out how to recreate whatever the hell it was that saved them and not anyone else. If you are exposed to rabies, and don’t immediately receive intensive post-exposure treatment, you die. Not “probably” die, not “it’s as good as a death sentence”. You are dead. There is no remote fractional percentage of a chance that you will not die. It’s terrifying and painful and ugly. It’s not a way anyone in this world deserves to die.
If you’re not sure whether something was rabies exposure, go to the fucking hospital to be sure, because by the time rabies symptoms begin to manifest, treatment is no longer an option. By the time you suspect you have rabies, it is far, far too late. By the time you start showing symptoms, there’s…nothing that anyone can do anymore.
At that point, the only option is called the Milwaukee Protocol, which, again….we’ve NEVER created an effective, reliable way of treating rabies once it manifests. In practice, it mostly consists of putting you in a medically induced coma–not in any real hope of saving your life, but to spare you the pain of feeling what happens to youwhile you die of rabies.
I genuinely have no idea to what extent rabies has become an actual joke on the internet or if it’s just that one guy who so help me god had better be some kind of satire, but…rabies is fucking terrifying. “Possible rabies exposure” is one of the scariest phrases I can think of.
None of this is fearmongering. Don’t fuck around with rabies.
weird how as my mental health started improving over the course of 2017 i was genuinely concerned that i would be relating to all those depression memes and as a result i would be detached from my online in-group.
i really feel like a lot of people construct communities of suffering in which suffering is all they have in common. and when they do this they claim that the focus is on uplifting people by venting their suffering. but it’s not about uplifting, it’s about fucking wallowing.
if you surround yourself with suffering and hopelessness you’re just gonna feel more hopeless. why not surround yourself with positivity and optimism?
your life will only get better when you stop reblogging memes about being depressed and suicidal and start trying your best and becoming your best self.
NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!
DESIST!!!!!!!!!!!
you WILL use positive reaffirming self-talk to remind yourself that you are a good person. you WILL realize that your life has inherent value. you WILL stop constructing walls around yourself. you will stop telling yourself lies about your worth that only worsen your illness. you w
This “preferences as a sexuality” thing needs to stop, man. People attracted to tall people aren’t “acrosexuals”, people attracted to green eyes aren’t “viridioculasexual” or some equally-butchered word. You’re… you’re allowed to just say “I like tall girls with green eyes” or whatever. That’s something you can just…do.
well i guess this is it 