revolutionarygays:

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

riseofthedruids:

mostbittern:

honest to god dontcha think ppl who are obnoxiously pro kink and pro fetish get kinda tired sometimes? like ppl who are always super enthusiastically saying “whatever gets you off, that’s valid, that’s cool!” i’m not even talking about rly harmful stuff just. like an overly upbeat sex poz sex educator or whatever who every fucking day has to be like “wow! so you’re into fucking office supplies. not for me but right on! whatever rocks your boat babe!” like they just AREN’T ALLOWED to just say ya that’s weird or else they’re totally not being sex poz and they’re yucking the fax machine fuckers yum. how exhausting

the only valid weird fetish is that guy from /v/ who needed to look at floor tile patterns to get wood