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i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

I’m dying 🤣

Hello dying 🤣, I’m Dad!

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It’s okay to be white

It’s also okay to want a tan…..

Yes it is, but just be aware of your motivation.  There is nothing wrong with white skin, even though there has long been a voice in our society telling us that it is ugly an that we all should tan.

This post is a trainwreck.

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// im gonna leave this here because homestuck is pissing me off again

that space game ive been wanting to get allows you to create your own solar systems and planets, so im like fuck it, im gonna make the troll planet(s). and my overachieving ass can’t just make the planet, no, i gotta read up on the canon info about the dim and dark seasons and “third autumn” or whatever the fuck, and try to figure out how this planet has these dim and dark seasons independent of spring, summer, etc, and how our standard four seasons can occur more than once a sweep. and of course ive gotta make a calendar to visualize all of this shit.

based on what i know about planets (because i actually am a nerd who watches space videos on youtube, it’s not just tuna saying that), my best guess so far has been that this planet has a pronounced axial tilt that wobbles very frequently. kind of like what a lot of people think about the Game of Thrones planet. i’m not too sure about the specifics yet, but the visual above is what i came up with last night.

today, i come back on here, and im like, “lemme look this up and see what planets do this in real life.” so i google it, and i read one article, and i go back to google, then i notice that most of the results are about the one same planet. then, i notice what theyre calling this planet.

you want to know what they fucking call it???

Kepler-413b.

of all the FUCKING numbers.