ready player one is 80s References: The Novel. it’s like if the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny got made into a book. there is a huge paragraph on how masturbation is wonderful that just happens out of nowhere. 

basically the author just makes the main character fulfill his fantasies of meeting a hot gamer gurl and like, he projects himself onto two mary sue characters. japanese culture is fetishized. also he says anything japanese phonetically. it’s very bizarre. he uses seppuku as a stand in for the word suicide, because they’re the exact same thing.

the novel is just about a l33t gamer hacker living out his gamer fantasies and being the ultimate hero. that’s all it is.

tumblr funnyman who sicced his followers on people who insulted him/told him his unfunny jokes were, in fact, unfunny. said nier automata was shitty based on watching a speedrun. defended EA’s shitty business practices. made horrible tumblr funnyman jokes in an obvious attempt to get notes. kept dox up of an innocent man. this is just naming a few.