xander-official:

boomerbuzzard:

notchicken:

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

I HATE THAT I CAN MENTALLY FINISH BOTH OF THESE

christianstepmoms:

getafucklngjob:

strongbowdarkfruit:

tilthat:

TIL: We don’t need to drink less soda, according to research funded by Coca-Cola

via reddit.com

dope that’s a relief

……no. hell no. I dont believe this for a single second.

i stopped drinking coke for 2 years and my insulin resistance nearly cleared up. shortly after stopping, i got headaches, and I was irritable and mean and craved it really bad. That has to be a red flag for health. when I try it now, it tastes like actual poison. Its like trying to drink pancake syrup.

My sister stopped drinking soda and switched to flavored seltzer water and her overall sugar levels dropped, her arthritis flaired up less and she felt better than she had in years. also we both lost a bunch of fucking weight by doing literally nothing, we just stopped drinking coke every day.

This study was likely bullshitted by a corporation scared of losing money to a new generation of people who realize that there is No Way drinking that much liquid sugar can be good for you. drink this shit if you want, but dont try to feed me some bullshit about how its not bad for you.

no but coca-cola did the research i think they know more about soda than you pal because they invented it

possession:

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire