Tag: lmao

blackjosuke:

edgar-allen-pho:

snakegay:

pepperclemens:

snakegay:

“a no-sex bar sounds like a superb idea” do you think people just fuck in bars.  like you go into a bar theres just a fucking wild orgy happening on the tables and like one guy on the side drinking 

Perhaps its meant in the asexual way, like, make friends or something?

go to a coffee shop??? join a club????? leave the house??????? 

nah okay, fuck that you’ve clearly never experienced a night where you’re walking around a downtown core like “where is everybody????” and then get to a club and it is PACKED and you realize this is it. this is where everyone goes, this is where everybody is.

and you walk around and get a drink and realize All of the people are here to have sex. you can see it in their eyes. they are there to have sex, or there because their friends are having sex, or because they want to look like they’re someone who has sex. everyone is at the club, and everyone is there for sex, and if you’re not about that you have a lot of work to do if you’re going to be part of any social group.

then again people on this site are absolutely in love with interpreting everything with the express purpose of mocking it, so yeah get your bits in.

we need asexual grocery stores too last week i went to walmart and a lady was putting a king size snickers bar up her pussy

This is AAVE and White People need to get this out they vocab.

yiffpunk:

elusivebovine:

rabbitglitter:

  • finna
  • feeling some type of way
  • ratchet
  • ghetto
  • snow queen
  • bussy
  • bae
  • werk
  • game on point
  • thot
  • serving up looks/ aethetics
  • throwing shade
  • fierce (White gays will never let this one go)
  • gave me life
  • giving me all my life
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
  • turn up
  • turnt
  • spillin’ tea (not literally of course)
  • werd
  • basic

I know there is more, but lordt I can’t think of it all right now.

AND NON-BLACK PEOPLE OF COLOR. IT’S NOT Y’ALL VOCABULARY TO USE EITHER.

i say the word thot and op breaks through my window and shatters my pelvis with a baseball bat

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

crustofjustice:

standard-dingo:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

this is made up and you’re a fucking idiot

without the designated sex day I’m gonna die a virgin

me, leaning out of my window: you there, boy! what day is it today?

a young boy outside my window: today? why it’s Buttfuck Friday of course!