lmao – Page 9 – well i guess this is it

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

silenceofthememes:

tradchad:

thominator47:

tilthat:

TIL men and women see colors differently. In general, women are better at discriminating among colors while men excel at tracking fast-moving objects and discerning detail from a distance.

via reddit.com

Racist gf

sniper bf

the gamer couple

fund me kickstarter to make this a new hit series

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the ~~lazy~~ easy way:

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

thivus:

mutant-aesthetic:

thivus:

mutant-aesthetic:

Honestly if you even call yourself a “Stan” I should be legally allowed to hit you in the face with a fucking shovel

what if that’s your name

that’s different obviously

it shouldnt be

vertyblog:

cosmic-chromosome:

Robot character : *is a robot*

Me : I love you so fucking much. I support you. I will protect you with my life.

tiddy-skittles:

These are feds discussing their government issued usernames

blackmoonbabe:

smoochuu:

heartbeatemoji:

darkmagepoppers:

has-claws:

hotboyproblems:

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant

Deodorant is nasty. What do y’all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

Bad.

deodorant was literally used 100 years ago and even further into antiquity. all humans smell bad but what was the case for your ancestors was Not a universal experience

i’m sorry but it literally astounds me that there are people who truly think the idea of making yourself smell nice is something that only appeared at the turn at the 20th century, rather than something that’s existed for millenia. Imagine thinking everyone in history stank to justify your unwillingness to buy a goddamn speed stick

childhoodruiner:

*deletes Tumblr account*

*leaves social media*

*leaves country*

*moves to The Himalayas*

*pigeon comes with a note*

*opens note*

c-orgiis:

pro-gay:

adumbrant:

pro-gay:

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

hvlth-gxth:

Science Fiction: *exists*
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: