Alright, let’s get something straight.

agent-jaselin:

stan-prompts:

Stanley Pines is fucking short. He’s tiny and muscular. The cutest combo.

And before you go on about how Bud Gleeful is super tall

I put a line about where the top of his head would be without the hat. He’s tall, but not a mountain. (And Stan is still the shortest out of five adults. A woman is taller than him.)

Stan is short.

STAN IS A SHORT MUFFIN

Also in the Journal Ford mentions wanting to be taller, so that’s a good indication that they are below average height too.