Stanley Pines is fucking short. He’s tiny and muscular. The cutest combo.
And before you go on about how Bud Gleeful is super tall
I put a line about where the top of his head would be without the hat. He’s tall, but not a mountain. (And Stan is still the shortest out of five adults. A woman is taller than him.)
Stan is short.
STAN IS A SHORT MUFFIN
Also in the Journal Ford mentions wanting to be taller, so that’s a good indication that they are below average height too.