literallyliterarynerds:

captain-price-official:

captainsnoop:

you can draw the princesses from mario with normal human proportions all you want and it doesnt look weird but the moment you try to make mario or luigi look more “normal” it suddenly becomes grotesque and really hard to look at

it’s-a me

oh my god

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/nukac0la/175903532719/tumblr_pbtdznyhYm1rrftcd?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://nukac0la.tumblr.com/post/175903532719/audio_player_iframe/nukac0la/tumblr_pbtdznyhYm1rrftcd?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnukac0la%2F175903532719%2Ftumblr_pbtdznyhYm1rrftcd

w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

suppermariobroth:

All voice clips used by the male New Donkers in Super Mario Odyssey. (Source)

me getting a prostate exam

theweegeemeister:

I can’t stop looking at this poster because it implies that Waluigi hasn’t actually committed any crime. He hasn’t robbed a bank or tried to trap Luigi in a death pit… Dude is just a bad sport. They wanna arrest him for being a dick while playing tennis. Its kinda just like:

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/nukac0la/174850842934/tumblr_ov3220SxTu1w3693d?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://nukac0la.tumblr.com/post/174850842934/audio_player_iframe/nukac0la/tumblr_ov3220SxTu1w3693d?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnukac0la%2F174850842934%2Ftumblr_ov3220SxTu1w3693d

wearealldaisy:

Mario did it, Wario did it, thanks to Deanna Mustard it is Daisy’s turn now!