remember when peta used to release “””satirical””” video game “””parodies””” where they’d show popular video game characters like mario or cooking mama murdering animals as violently as possible in order to promote veganism or something
the chad tofu boy and the incel cuck meat boy
don’t forget that they put tofu boy in super meat boy as as the worst playable character
the large movement of bdsm kinksters trying to prove that fifty shades of grey is not a representation of what bdsm is in real life and how bdsm is normal and healthy complete with quirky bdsm comics
people making fun of the sexy wife volcano in the lava movie before inside out, which quickly turned into people saying that the volcanos were based off of Hawaiian singer Kamakawiwoʻole and his wife (they weren’t) and that making fun of the volcano designs is racist
art of the clock from dhmis but instead of him being a clock he’s a sexy and dapper human and is shipped with a human version of the notebook
that one comic of the 50s lady eating ribs and being messy
copious amounts of disney vs dreamworks discourse well into 2015 revolving around facial diversity and snow physics in frozen
people arguing the tumblr update that put reblog additions into boxes instead of indenting them to the side made the site look uglier
attack on titan being an unavoidable force of nature
a lot of art and au versions of the purple fucker from five nights at freddies
the persona fandom and kanji/naoto discourse before persona 4 got milked to hell and the game’s regressive writing was acknowledged
“reblog this…..if youre not homophobic!”
christina hoff summers
the coding on the website freaking out whenever anything updated
people making up stories about things that happened to them in the sims or skyrim for notes
discourse on if meghan trainor and by extension nicki minaj’s anaconda was progressive or not
that one month everyone reblogged south park photosets from the pc principal season
crave that mineral
feel free to add to this
you just made me viscerally relive 2014 and 2015 and im fucking suing, OP
concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day
it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post. this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS
well i guess this is it 