I went into FLStudio again and recreated another song using the Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald soundfont. This time, it’s It Has to Be This Way, the final boss themesong from Metal Gear Rising. And no, this wasn’t a midi.
If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.
Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.
DO PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUIET
EVEN PLAY METAL GEAR
DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS???
IT’S A GAME ABOUT FANTASTIC MEN’S ASSES.
the metal gear series is all about zany fringe science shit of the times it’s set in and about the celebration of fine asses
smh
this is also the same game series where the director specifically asked for the male main character to have a 20% bigger ass than the male character that’s playable for most of the second entry and never explained to his staff WHY
Big Boss employed a man whose sole claim to fame was that he was able to run. Said man also was incapable of jumping since he runs into claymore mines you place on the floor
A man named “Hot Coldman” was a high ranking government official
There are several mechs that spoke like Vocaloids and sang while attacking
An astronaut died, was possessed by a pyrokinetic demon, and was able to continue living as a zombie by sheer force of will
A man had his arm cut off and then replaced it with the arm of his boss, whose ghost then briefly possessed him. Maybe.
Two United States politicians attempted to use Metal Gears to restore America to greatness. Both men were killed by the same man with a katana
Nanomachines are pretty much the explanation for everything
There was a guy who could control bees
Big Boss discovered the tsuchinoko
big boss and kazuhira miller invented doritos, mountain dew, and axe body spray. kazuhira miller may or may not have invented mcdonalds
eva kicked ocelot in the face with a motorcycle. not ‘rode up to him and kicked him’, not ‘ran him over with a motorcycle’. she kicked him, in the face, using the motorcycle, as her foot
the first thing otacon did upon meeting solid snake was cry, pee his pants, and talk about anime, and they still wound up raising a child together. a success story
a flaming whale ghost ate a helicopter and no one cared
big boss’s dick is huge and it’s because of nuclear radiation
solid snake never noticed nor questioned that the president of the united states of america has his exact same face
well i guess this is it 